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Jackson: What do runners eat before they race?
Sammy: Tell me.
Jackson: Nothing. They fast.

Joke by Jackson M. , Phoenix, Arizona
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BODEN: What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
BEAU: No idea.
BODEN: “Ketchup!”

Joke by Boden D., Ancona, Illinois
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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ABIR: Which is faster: heat or cold?
AMY: I don’t know.
ABIR: Heat. You can catch a cold.

Joke by Abir M., Cupertino, California
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NATHANIEL: What is the fastest form of studying?
PETER: What?
NATHANIEL: Flashcards.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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