KATHRYN: What did the moon say to calm the sun when it feared the eclipse? TANYA: I don’t know. KATHRYN: “Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.” Joke by Kathryn N., East Brunswick, New Jersey1 commentsLoading...
MIRACLE: Why are plants afraid of math? MELODY: I’m not sure. MIRACLE: Because plants don’t like square roots. Joke by Miracle A., Kingsnorth, U.K.2 commentsLoading...
MOLLY: Dad, I’m afraid for the calendar. DAD: Why? MOLLY: Its days are numbered. Joke by Molly M., Shalimar, Florida6 commentsLoading...
Scout: Why was the Scout afraid to take a watch on the camping trip? Scoutmaster: I do not know. Why? Scout: Because you told them to watch out for ticks. Joke by Allen C., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania 1 commentsLoading...
Sid: I’m afraid of elevators. Mark: What are you going to do? Sid: I’ll start taking steps to avoid them. Joke by Sid B., Novi, Michigan0 commentsLoading...
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