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KATHRYN: What did the moon say to calm the sun when it feared the eclipse?
TANYA: I don’t know.
KATHRYN: “Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.”

Joke by Kathryn N., East Brunswick, New Jersey
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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MIRACLE: Why are plants afraid of math?
MELODY: I’m not sure.
MIRACLE: Because plants don’t like square roots.

Joke by Miracle A., Kingsnorth, U.K.
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MOLLY: Dad, I’m afraid for the calendar.
DAD: Why?
MOLLY: Its days are numbered.

Joke by Molly M., Shalimar, Florida
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Scout: Why was the Scout afraid to take a watch on the camping trip?
Scoutmaster: I do not know. Why?
Scout: Because you told them to watch out for ticks.

Joke by Allen C., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania
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Sid: I’m afraid of elevators.
Mark: What are you going to do?
Sid: I’ll start taking steps to avoid them.

Joke by Sid B., Novi, Michigan
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