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DAFFYNITION: Tomato Paste — What you use to fix a broken tomato.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Leland: Knock, knock.
Silas: Who’s there?
Leland: Figs.
Silas: Figs, who?
Leland: Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever.

Joke by Leland B., Lanesville, Indiana
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Miles: Knock, knock.
Josh: Who’s there?
Miles: Figs.
Josh: Figs, who?
Miles: Figs the door — it’s broken.

Joke by Miles C., Ogden, Utah
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Augustine: Knock, knock.
Thomas: Who’s there?
Augustine: Figs.
Thomas: Figs, who?
Augustine: Figs the doorbell — it’s broken!

Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
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