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Flashlight jokes

JAYDEN: Why did the Scout always carry a flashlight?
KARRY: I don’t know.
JAYDEN: Because he wanted to be bright.

Joke by Jayden L., Bettendorf, Iowa
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DAFFYNITION: Flashlight — A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a campout.

Joke by Paul A., Bellevue, Nebraska
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Alastair: Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Joshua: I’m not sure.
Alastair:
Because it was dead. 

Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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HENRY: Why do people like shopping for flashlights?
BEN: Why?
HENRY: Because it’s the highlight of their day.

Joke by Henry and Ben M., Alexandria, Virginia
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LOGAN: What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and a flashlight?
AMARE: No idea.
LOGAN: Green Lantern.

Joke by Logan C., Richland Hills, Texas
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