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AYN: What do you get when you cross an eagle with a turkey?
FRANK: What?
AYN: A Thanksgiving bird that keeps flying off your plate.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Ayn: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Paul: Tell me.
Ayn: Because it’s too far to walk.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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DRAKE: What do you call a Scout who can fly?
RICK: What?
DRAKE: An Eagle Scout.

Joke by Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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JAKE: Where do you find flying rabbits?
JAYDEN: Where?
JAKE: The Hare Force.

Joke by Jake C., New Hyde Park, New York
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MARCUS: Why did Superman cross the road?
LUCAS: Why?
MARCUS: He was tired of flying over it.

Joke by Marcus H., Landaff, New Hampshire
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IIAN: Why did Jimmy throw his clock out of the window?
NICK: Why?
IIAN: He wanted to see time fly.

Joke by Ilan K., Brooklyn, New York
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Morgan: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Zeke: Why?
Morgan: He’s from Neverland.

Joke by Morgan R., North Las Vegas, Nevada
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Joseph: Where would you find flying rabbits?
Ryan: Where?
Joseph: In the hare force.

Joke by Joseph K., Phoenix, Arizona
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Jake: Where do you find flying rabbits?
Jayden: Where?
Jake: The Hare Force.

Joke by Jake C., New Hyde Park, New York
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Jake: Where do you find flying rabbits?
Jayden: Where?
Jake: The Hare Force.

Joke by Jake C., New Hyde Park, New York
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Kevin: Did you hear the one about the flying cows?
Kole: Yes. What about it?
Kevin: It was a complete and udder lie.

Joke by Kole B., Las Vegas, Nevada
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A book never written: “Flying for Beginners” by Landon Safely.

Joke by Alexander D., Minster, Ohio
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Daffynition: Information—How geese fly.

Joke by Haydn L., Broken Arrow, Okla.
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James: What material makes the best kites?
Pedro: Tell me.
James: Fly paper.

Joke by James L., Camarillo, Calif.
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