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Marv: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he noticed him eating with his hands?
Benjamin: What?
Marv: “Use the fork, Luke.”

Joke by Tate P., Lakeville, Minnesota
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Isabelle: What did the plate say to the fork?
Frank: What?
Isabelle: “Lunch is on me.”

Joke by Isabelle D., Colton, California
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Michael: Why did the fork stop hanging around with the spoon?
Scott: Why?
Michael: Because the spoon kept stirring up trouble.

Joke by Michael B., Meredith, New Hampshire
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Comic by Edouard Blaise
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