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Sean: What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Al: What?
Sean: Getting lost.

Joke by Sean C., Somers, New York
4 comments

Alan: What is the slipperiest country in the world?
Justin: I don’t know.
Alan: Greece!

Joke by Alvin M., Irving, Texas
3 comments

Teacher: Johnny, why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Johnny: Because it has four I’s but can’t see!

Joke by George I., Bayonne, N.J.
10 comments

A book never written: “Twin Cities” by Saint Paul and Minnie Applis.

Joke by Sam B., St. Paul, Minn.
5 comments

A book never written: "How to Learn Your States" by Mrs. Sippy.

Joke by Riley H., Lubbock, Tex.
2 comments

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