TYLER: Why did the cellphone get glasses? BOB: Why? TYLER: Because it lost all its contacts. Joke by Tyler W., Fredericksburg, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
Joseph: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Justin: I don’t know. Joseph: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses! Joke by Joseph H., Cupertino, Calif.11 commentsLoading...
Ben: Did you hear about the eyeglass maker who got caught in his machine? Henry: What happened? Ben: He made a spectacle of himself. Joke by Ben G., Sylvania, Ohio3 commentsLoading...