AYN: What does Superman use to protect his spaceship from supernovas? JOHN: I’m not sure. AYN: Super glue. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
BRANDON: What’s hard to deal with? SEAN: Tell me. BRANDON: A deck of cards that’s glued together. Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington0 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
NATHANIEL: What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue? SETH: I don’t know. NATHANIEL: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. SETH: What about the glue? NATHANIEL: I knew you’d get stuck there. Joke by Nathaniel D., Clovis, California0 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
SETH: What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue? JOSEPH: I don’t know. SETH: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. JOSEPH: What about the glue? SETH: I knew you’d get stuck there. Joke by Nathaniel D., Clovis, California4 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
SETH: What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue? JOSEPH: I don’t know. SETH: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. JOSEPH: What about the glue? SETH: I knew you’d get stuck there. Joke by Nathaniel D., Clovis, California17 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star