Laugh at funny Gross jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
Tom: No idea.
Andy: Having half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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Patrick: Why was the nose sad?
Peter: Beats me.
Patrick: Because it didn’t get picked!

Joke by Patrick L., Audubon, Pa.
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Nicholas: Why did the fish blush?
Tommy: I haven’t a clue.
Nicholas: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

Joke by Nicholas P., Fort Myers, Fla.
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A book never written: “All That’s Left of Me” by Myra Maines.

Joke by Kieran F., Emporia, Kan.
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James: What do you find in a well-cleaned nose?
Carl: Search me.
James: Fingerprints!

Joke by Carl L., Sumter, S.C.
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Matt: What does the king do when he burps?
Bob: I give up. What?
Matt: He issues a royal pardon!

Joke by Matthew K., Vienna, Va.
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Gus: What happened when the skinny butcher backed into his grinder?
Spike: Beats me.
Gus: He got a little behind in his work!

Joke by Will B., Madison, Wis.
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