Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple? Tom: No idea. Andy: Having half a worm in your apple. Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Patrick: Why was the nose sad? Peter: Beats me. Patrick: Because it didn’t get picked! Joke by Patrick L., Audubon, Pa.6 commentsLoading...
Nicholas: Why did the fish blush? Tommy: I haven’t a clue. Nicholas: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom! Joke by Nicholas P., Fort Myers, Fla.12 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “All That’s Left of Me” by Myra Maines. Joke by Kieran F., Emporia, Kan.5 commentsLoading...
James: What do you find in a well-cleaned nose? Carl: Search me. James: Fingerprints! Joke by Carl L., Sumter, S.C.7 commentsLoading...
Matt: What does the king do when he burps? Bob: I give up. What? Matt: He issues a royal pardon! Joke by Matthew K., Vienna, Va.4 commentsLoading...
Gus: What happened when the skinny butcher backed into his grinder? Spike: Beats me. Gus: He got a little behind in his work! Joke by Will B., Madison, Wis.1 commentsLoading...
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