Laugh at funny Hamburger jokes and comics for kids

GEORGE: Why did the hot dog cross the road?
TOMMY: Why?
GEORGE: To ketchup with the hamburger.

Joke by George L., Manchester, Missouri
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JOHN: Do you know how a hamburger wears its hair?
WALKER: No. How?
JOHN: In a bun!

Joke by John N., Grand Junction, Colorado
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KENDAHL: Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go to dance?
LAYAH: Where?
KENDAHL: The meatball.

Joke by Kendahl K., Cridersville, Ohio
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Ayn: Hey, Max! Why are you staring at your hamburger?
Max: Because my doctor told me to watch what I eat.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Evan: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Ivan: Where?
Evan: The meatball.

Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills,Michigan
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Evan: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Ivan: Where?
Evan: The meatball.

Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills, Michigan
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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