KUSH: Knock, knock. AVERY: Who’s there? KUSH: Ben. AVERY: Ben, who? KUSH: Ben knocking so long that my hand hurts. Let me in, already! Joke by Kush R., Baker, Oregon 0 commentsLoading...
LUCY: What has hands but can’t clap? ANNIE: Tell me. LUCY: A clock. Joke by Lucy M., West Linn, Oregon0 commentsLoading...
Zachary: How does Santa clean his hands? Chase: No idea. Zachary: He uses Santa-tizer. Joke by Zachary K., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan 0 commentsLoading...
Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand? Fred: I’m stumped. Mathias: A palm tree. Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico 0 commentsLoading...
Teacher: If you have three apples and four oranges in your left hand, and three oranges and four apples in your right hand, what do you have? Student: Very big hands. Joke by Vallabh T., San Ramon, California0 commentsLoading...
Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand? Frankie: What kind? Mathias: A palm tree. Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico10 commentsLoading...
Turner: If you’re holding three apples and four oranges in your right hand, what would you have? Hal: Very large hands. Joke by Turner W., Southaven, Mississippi1 commentsLoading...
Jarom: Which hand do you use to pick up a rattlesnake? Allen: Which one? Jarom: Someone else’s. Joke by Jarom B., Arimo, Idaho4 commentsLoading...
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