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KUSH: Knock, knock.
AVERY: Who’s there?
KUSH: Ben.
AVERY: Ben, who?
KUSH: Ben knocking so long that my hand hurts. Let me in, already!

Joke by Kush R., Baker, Oregon 
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LUCY: What has hands but can’t clap?
ANNIE: Tell me.
LUCY: A clock.

Joke by Lucy M., West Linn, Oregon
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Zachary: How does Santa clean his hands?
Chase: No idea.
Zachary: He uses Santa-tizer.

Joke by Zachary K., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan 
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Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Fred: I’m stumped.
Mathias: A palm tree.

Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico 
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Teacher: If you have three apples and four oranges in your left hand, and three oranges and four apples in your right hand, what do you have?
Student: Very big hands.

Joke by Vallabh T., San Ramon, California
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Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Frankie: What kind?
Mathias: A palm tree.

Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Turner: If you’re holding three apples and four oranges in your right hand, what would you have?
Hal: Very large hands.

Joke by Turner W., Southaven, Mississippi
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Jarom: Which hand do you use to pick up a rattlesnake?
Allen: Which one?
Jarom: Someone else’s.

Joke by Jarom B., Arimo, Idaho
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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