Laugh at funny Harry Potter jokes and comics for kids

NATALIE: What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?
SARA: I’m stumped.
NATALIE: HorCrocs.

Joke by Natalie C., Corvallis, Oregon
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Reid: What is Harry Potter’s favorite subject in school?
Devin: What?
Reid: Spelling.

Joke by Reid H., Commerce City, Colorado
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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WILLIAM: How do snakes get into Hogwarts?
LOGAN: How?
WILLIAM: They Slytherin.

Joke by William W., Fairfield, California
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Christian: What is Harry Potter’s favorite school subject?
Haley: Defense against the dark arts?
Christian: No, it’s spelling.

Joke by Christian P., Vista,California
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DAFFYNITION: OVERCAST – When Harry Potter messes up a spell.

Joke by Jeffrey A., Kearny, New Jersey
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DAFFYNITION: OVERCAST – When Harry Potter messes up a spell.

Joke by Jeffrey A., Kearny, New Jersey
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Erik: How do snakes get into Hogwarts?
Leroy: How?
Erik: They just Slytherin.

Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, California
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Brother: What do you call a sasquatch that makes pots?
Sister: I don’t know.
Brother: A hairy potter.

Joke by Fisher N., Fort Dodge, Iowa
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Ron: How does Harry Potter get into Hogwarts?
Hermione: I haven’t the foggiest.
Ron: He knocks on the Dumbledoor.

Joke by Anil G., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daffynition: Overcast — When Harry Potter messes up a spell.

Joke by Jeffrey A., Kearny, N.J.
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Brendan: What do you call a gorilla that plays golf?
James: I don’t know.
Brendan: Hairy Putter.

Joke by Brendan T., Wantagh, N.Y.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If Harry Potter is so magical, why can’t he fix his own eyesight?”

Joke by Andrew F., Milford, N.H.
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Andrew: What does Harry Potter use to sign autographs?
Martin: Beats me.
Andrew: A magic marker.

Joke by Andrew M., Springfi eld, Va.
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