Vet: Your pet snake has allergies. Patient: What do I give him? Vet: Anti-hiss-tamines. Joke by Paul H., Bakersfield, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
Tobin: What famous Roman always had a cold? Tommy: Tell me. Tobin: Julius Sneezer. Joke by Tobin S., Colorado Springs, Colo.9 commentsLoading...
Alex: What did the nut say when it sneezed? John: I have no clue. Alex: “Cashew!” Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.9 commentsLoading...
A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. “Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.” “Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!” Joke by Sam S., Birmingham, Ala.30 commentsLoading...