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BEN: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
BRYSON: What?
BEN: “Hike!”

Joke by Ben C., Oxford, Connecticut
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Dillon: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Mike: What?
Dillon: “Hike!”

Joke by Dillon N., Elmhurst, Illinois
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HANSEN: What nuts can protect your feet on a hike?
EDWARD: I don’t know.
HANSEN: Cashews.

Joke by Hansen B., Rawlings, Maryland
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SEBASTIAN: I just went on a hike.
JEFF: How was it?
SEBASTIAN: It had its ups and downs.

Joke by Sebastian T., Atlanta, Georgia 
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TOM SWIFTIE: “This hike is quite slow,” Tom said sluggishly.

Joke by Michaela D., Eagle, Wisconsin
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MANAN: What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
MIKE: Tell me.
MANAN: A trail blazer.

Joke by Manan S., Edison, New Jersey
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