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A PUNNY BOOK: A Guide to Making Walking Sticks by Will O’Branch.

Joke by Charlie S., Crozet, Virginia
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Peter: What did the Scoutmaster say to the Scout who earned their Hiking merit badge?
Daniel: No idea.
Peter: “You’re going places.” 

Joke by Peter C., Antioch, California
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Jeangib: Why don’t bears wear hiking boots?
Tom: I don’t know.
Jeangib: Because they prefer to go barefoot.

Joke by Jeangib G., Rush Center, Kansas
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PETER: What did the Scoutmaster say to the Scout who earned their Hiking merit badge?
DANIEL: I’m not sure.
PETER: “You’re going places.”

Joke by Peter C., Antioch, California
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Tom Swiftie: “My walking stick broke,” Tom snapped.
“Good, now you can’t complain about splinters,” Bob said sharply.

Joke by Howard H., Newark, Calif.
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A book never written: “Long-Distance Hiking” by Kip Goin.

Joke by Steve V., Fairbanks, Alaska
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Pedro: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Nathan: Tell me.
Pedro: “Hike!”

Joke by Nathan P., Tyler, Texas
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A book never written: “Coming Round the Mountain” by Shelby Back.

Joke by Alex A., Centerville, Minn.
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A book never written: “A Hiking Nightmare” by Dee Hydrated.

Joke by Nicholas R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
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Greg: What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Peg: Tell me.
Greg: A trail blazer!

Joke by Greg V., Spring Hill, Kan.
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