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Student: Teacher, would you lecture me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher:
Of course not. Why?
Student:
Well, I didn’t do my homework.

Joke by Cameron G., Redwood City, California
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Comic by Van Scott
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BRADY: Why did the student eat his homework?
JAN: Why?
BRADY: The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Joke by Brady K., Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
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SANTANA: Why did the student eat his homework?
SAMMY: Why?
SANTANA: The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Joke by Santana W., San Antonio, Texas
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ANTHONY: What do Santa’s elves do after school?
ALLISON: What?
ANTHONY: Their gnomework.

Joke by Anthony M., Hot Springs, Arkansas
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ARNAV: Why did the student eat his homework?
BOB: No idea. Why?
ARNAV: His teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Joke by Arnav S., Sunnyvale, California
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Student: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: Great! I didn’t do my homework.

Joke by Braden R., Claremont,California
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not. Why?
Student: Well, I didn’t do my homework.

Joke by Cameron G., Redwood City, California
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John: Knock, knock.
Justin: Who’s there?
John: Gladys.
Justin: Gladys, who?
John: Gladys the weekend—no homework!

Joke by John S., Farmington, Ga.
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