Laugh at funny Hot Dog jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

MARIANO: What do you give a dog with a fever?
MICHAEL: What?
MARIANO: Mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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KENDAHL: Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go to dance?
LAYAH: Where?
KENDAHL: The meatball.

Joke by Kendahl K., Cridersville, Ohio
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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TOM SWIFTIE: “Hand me a hot dog,” Tom said frankly.

Joke by Benjamin K., Chicago, Illinois
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Dylan: How do you make a hot dog stand?
Brad: I’m stumped.
Dylan: Take away its chair.

Joke by Dylan R., Pembroke, New Hampshire
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Tom Swiftie: “Boy, this hot dog is delicious!” Tom said frankly.

Joke by Jacob C., O’Fallon, Ill.
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Howard: What do you call a disgruntled frankfurter maker?
Suzan: Beats me.
Howard: Someone who doesn’t “relish” his job!

Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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