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Brandon: What is the worst season of the year for Humpty Dumpty?
Brad: I don’t know.
Brandon: Fall!

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Jon Carter
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SHUBH: Why was Humpty Dumpty happy in December?
ASHER: Why?
SHUBH: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Joke by Shubh D., Piedmont, California
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Theo: Why did Little Miss Muffet push Humpty Dumpty off the wall?
Leo: Why?
Theo: He got in her whey!

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minn.
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Charles: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
Ray: Why?
Charles: To make up for his miserable summer.

Joke by Charles S. Jr., Fort Washington, Md.
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