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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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BRANDON: Why did the tree go to the ice-cream shop?
TAYLOR: I’m stumped.
BRANDON: To get a pine cone.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Charlie: Knock, knock.
Toya:
Who’s there?
Charlie:
Ice cream soda.
Toya: Ice cream soda, who?
Charlie: Ice cream soda people can hear me.  

Joke by Charlie L., Crofton, Maryland
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Elizabeth: Why did the ice-cream truck break down?
Hailey: Why?
Elizabeth: Because of the rocky road!

Joke by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas 
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Arlene: What kind of dessert do ghosts like?
Alice: What?
Arlene: I scream!

Joke by Arlene A., Selma, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Gabe: What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?
Rob: Beats me.
Gabe: Desserted!

Joke by Gabriel M., Austin, Texas
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Daniel: Knock, knock.
David: Who’s there?
Daniel: Ice cream soda.
David: Ice cream soda, who?
Daniel: Ice cream soda people can hear me!

Joke by David K., Flagstaff, Ariz.
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Milkman: How do you make a milkshake?
Customer: Tell me.
Milkman: By sticking a cow in the freezer.

Joke by Alberto V., Milwaukee, Wis.
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Emilio: What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?
Chuck: I don’t know.
Emilio: “I’d like a soft serve, please!”

Joke by Emilio F., Wake Forest, N.C.
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Aadarsh: Why did the ice-cream truck leave early?
Dolfi no: Beats me.
Aadarsh: To get there by sundae!

Joke by Aadarsh P., Woodbury, Minn.
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Trevor: Why do news reporters hang out at the ice-cream shop?
Mack: I have no idea.
Trevor: Because they are always looking for a scoop!

Joke by Trevor M., Elizabethtown, Pa.
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Gabe: What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?
Rob: Beats me.
Gabe: “Desserted!”

Joke by Gabriel M., Austin, Tex.
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