BRANDON: Why did the tree go to the ice-cream shop? TAYLOR: I’m stumped. BRANDON: To get a pine cone. Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington0 commentsLoading...
Charlie: Knock, knock. Toya: Who’s there? Charlie: Ice cream soda. Toya: Ice cream soda, who? Charlie: Ice cream soda people can hear me. Joke by Charlie L., Crofton, Maryland2 commentsLoading...
Elizabeth: Why did the ice-cream truck break down? Hailey: Why? Elizabeth: Because of the rocky road! Joke by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas 1 commentsLoading...
Arlene: What kind of dessert do ghosts like? Alice: What? Arlene: I scream! Joke by Arlene A., Selma, California0 commentsLoading...
Gabe: What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top? Rob: Beats me. Gabe: Desserted! Joke by Gabriel M., Austin, Texas1 commentsLoading...
Daniel: Knock, knock. David: Who’s there? Daniel: Ice cream soda. David: Ice cream soda, who? Daniel: Ice cream soda people can hear me! Joke by David K., Flagstaff, Ariz.6 commentsLoading...
Milkman: How do you make a milkshake? Customer: Tell me. Milkman: By sticking a cow in the freezer. Joke by Alberto V., Milwaukee, Wis.8 commentsLoading...
Emilio: What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream? Chuck: I don’t know. Emilio: “I’d like a soft serve, please!” Joke by Emilio F., Wake Forest, N.C.3 commentsLoading...
Aadarsh: Why did the ice-cream truck leave early? Dolfi no: Beats me. Aadarsh: To get there by sundae! Joke by Aadarsh P., Woodbury, Minn.12 commentsLoading...
Trevor: Why do news reporters hang out at the ice-cream shop? Mack: I have no idea. Trevor: Because they are always looking for a scoop! Joke by Trevor M., Elizabethtown, Pa.9 commentsLoading...
Gabe: What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top? Rob: Beats me. Gabe: “Desserted!” Joke by Gabriel M., Austin, Tex.5 commentsLoading...