Laugh at funny Jail jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

MATT: Why did the belt go to jail?
BRIAN: I don’t know.
MATT: Because it held up a pair of pants.

Joke by Matt Z., St. Charles, Illinois
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ANNIE: How did the picture end up in jail?
ELLA: I don’t know.
ANNIE: It was framed.

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Matt: Why did the belt go to jail?
Brian: I don’t know.
Matt: Because it held up a pair of pants.

Joke by Matt Z., St. Charles, Illinois
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Max: What do you call a gnome with ESP who escapes from jail?
Sam: What?
Max: A small medium at large.

Joke by Maximo, Laconner, Washington
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PEDRO: Why did the drawing board go to jail?
WESTY: Why?
PEDRO: It was too sketchy.

Joke by Connor H., Kirbyville, Missouri
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