Laugh at funny Ketchup jokes and comics for kids

ZIAD: What did the fast tomato say to the slow one?
DAD: I have no idea.
ZIAD: “Ketchup.”
Ziad G., Florence, South Carolina

Joke by Ziad G., Florence, South Carolina
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GEORGE: Why did the hot dog cross the road?
TOMMY: Why?
GEORGE: To ketchup with the hamburger.

Joke by George L., Manchester, Missouri
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MARIANO: What did the cyclist eat when he was in last place?
ROBIN: I don’t know.
MARIANO: Ketchup.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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BODEN: What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
BEAU: No idea.
BODEN: “Ketchup!”

Joke by Boden D., Ancona, Illinois
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