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ADALYNN: Where is the best place to grow a garden in the school?
KAREN: Where?
ADALYNN: In kinder-garden. 

Joke by Adalynn D., Fonda, Iowa
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HUCK: Are you in Cub Scouts?
XAVIER: Yes. I’m a kindergartner.
HUCK: You’re too young to be a Scout.
XAVIER: You think I’m Lion?

Joke by Xavier D., Huntingtown, Maryland
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ELI: What is the difference between a couch and a snowman?
LUKE: I don’t know.
ELI: Then you need to go back to kindergarten.

Joke by Eli W., Burnt Hills, New York
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