Laugh at funny Knife jokes and comics for kids

RAYAAN: What did one knife say to the other knife?
SAM: What?
RAYAAN: “Lookin’ sharp!”

Joke by Rayaan D., Upper Saddle River, New Jersey
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TOM SWIFTY: “This knife needs sharpening,” Tom said dully.

Joke by Luke S., Bristol, Tennessee
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Bill: What did one knife say to the other?"
Carol: I don’t know.
Bill: “Looking sharp.”

Joke by Ben G., Davis, California
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Tom Swiftie: “Put those knives down!” Tom said sharply.

Joke by Noah D., Kansas City, Mo.
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Edouard Blaise
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