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JAMES: What’s a lawyer’s favorite outfit?
SARA: I’m not sure.
JAMES: A lawsuit.

Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York
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Ben: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Jack: I’m stumped.
Ben: Sue.

Joke by Ben J., Holden, Massachusetts
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Sara: What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Travis: What kind?
Sara: Lawsuits.

Joke by Sara R., Irving, Texas
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Dan: What do lawyers wear to formal dinners?
Don: Uh, I dunno. What?
Dan: Lawsuits!

Joke by Rachel S., Wadsworth, Ohio
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Jason: What did the judge wear to the trial?
Joe: Tell me.
Jason: A lawsuit!

Joke by Jason D., Covington, La.
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A guy asks a lawyer about his fees.

“I charge $50 for three questions,” the lawyer says.

“That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks.

“Yes, I suppose so,” the lawyer replies. “Now what’s your final question?”

Joke by Arnold C., Honolulu, Hawaii
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Nick: What did Ward Cleaver write in his will?
Alex: I don’t know.
Nick: “Leave it to Beaver.”

Joke by Nick R., Macomb, Mich.
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A man told his lawyer, “I’d like to make a will, but I don’t know how.”

The lawyer answered, “Oh, that’s O.K. -- just leave it all to me!”

Joke by Max J., Norcross, Ga.
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Harry: What did the judge say when a skunk wandered into his building?
Billy: What?
Harry: “Odor in the court!”

Joke by Harry L., Alpharetta, Ga.
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