JAMES: What’s a lawyer’s favorite outfit? SARA: I’m not sure. JAMES: A lawsuit. Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York0 commentsLoading...
Ben: What did the lawyer name his daughter? Jack: I’m stumped. Ben: Sue. Joke by Ben J., Holden, Massachusetts0 commentsLoading...
Sara: What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Travis: What kind? Sara: Lawsuits. Joke by Sara R., Irving, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Dan: What do lawyers wear to formal dinners? Don: Uh, I dunno. What? Dan: Lawsuits! Joke by Rachel S., Wadsworth, Ohio2 commentsLoading...
Jason: What did the judge wear to the trial? Joe: Tell me. Jason: A lawsuit! Joke by Jason D., Covington, La.5 commentsLoading...
A guy asks a lawyer about his fees. “I charge $50 for three questions,” the lawyer says. “That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks. “Yes, I suppose so,” the lawyer replies. “Now what’s your final question?” Joke by Arnold C., Honolulu, Hawaii15 commentsLoading...
Nick: What did Ward Cleaver write in his will? Alex: I don’t know. Nick: “Leave it to Beaver.” Joke by Nick R., Macomb, Mich.0 commentsLoading...
A man told his lawyer, “I’d like to make a will, but I don’t know how.” The lawyer answered, “Oh, that’s O.K. -- just leave it all to me!” Joke by Max J., Norcross, Ga.8 commentsLoading...
Harry: What did the judge say when a skunk wandered into his building? Billy: What? Harry: “Odor in the court!” Joke by Harry L., Alpharetta, Ga.5 commentsLoading...
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