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BRANDON: Why does the light bulb like to give advice?
TYRESE: I have no idea.
BRANDON: Because it always has a bright idea.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Comic by Kyle Bravo
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Samuel: What did the light bulb say to the detective?
Ben: No idea.
Samuel: “Let’s shed light on this mystery!”


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TOM SWIFTY: “I will call my invention ‘the light bulb!’ ” Tom said brightly.

Joke by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina 
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GUS: How many days does it take for a Scout to screw in a lightbulb?
MARTY: I don’t know.
GUS: A lot, because they only do one Good Turn a day.

Joke by Stella P., Holmen, Wisconsin
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KAI: How was the light bulb invented?
TODD: I have no clue.
KAI: It all started with a bright idea.

Joke by Kai V., Anchorage, Alaska
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LUKE: What did the teacher say to the lightbulb?
CORY: Tell me.
LUKE: “You have a bright future!”

Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama
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Felix: What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
Sam: I have no clue.
Felix: “I love you watts and watts!”

Joke by Felix S., Miami, Florida
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CONNOR: What did the first light bulb say to the second light bulb?
CHARLIE: I don’t know.
CONNOR: “Watts up?!”

Joke by Connor N., Raleigh, North Carolina
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Matt: How many engineers does it take to repair a broken lightbulb?
Alex: I’m stumped.
Matt: None. That’s a maintenance issue.

Joke by Matt R., San Diego, California
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