TOM SWIFTY: “I will call my invention ‘the light bulb!’ ” Tom said brightly. Joke by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina 0 commentsLoading...
GUS: How many days does it take for a Scout to screw in a lightbulb? MARTY: I don’t know. GUS: A lot, because they only do one Good Turn a day. Joke by Stella P., Holmen, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
KAI: How was the light bulb invented? TODD: I have no clue. KAI: It all started with a bright idea. Joke by Kai V., Anchorage, Alaska2 commentsLoading...
LUKE: What did the teacher say to the lightbulb? CORY: Tell me. LUKE: “You have a bright future!” Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama0 commentsLoading...
Felix: What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day? Sam: I have no clue. Felix: “I love you watts and watts!” Joke by Felix S., Miami, Florida3 commentsLoading...
CONNOR: What did the first light bulb say to the second light bulb? CHARLIE: I don’t know. CONNOR: “Watts up?!” Joke by Connor N., Raleigh, North Carolina1 commentsLoading...
Matt: How many engineers does it take to repair a broken lightbulb? Alex: I’m stumped. Matt: None. That’s a maintenance issue. Joke by Matt R., San Diego, California1 commentsLoading...