Jeffrey: Why can’t a nose be 12 inches? Tyler: No idea. Jeffrey: Because then it would be a foot! Joke by Jeffrey I., Branchport, New York0 commentsLoading...
GIOVANNI: What unit did the chicken use to measure his feed? GIUSEPPE: I don’t know. What? GIOVANNI: A peck! Joke by Giovanni C., Lamar, Missouri0 commentsLoading...
ISHAN: What’s the longest word in the world? ZANDER: What? ISHAN: “Smiles.” There’s a mile between the first and last letter. Joke by Ishan S., Plainsboro, New Jersey6 commentsLoading...
Caleb: Why are snakes measured in inches? Theo: Why? Caleb: They don’t have feet. Joke by Caleb H., Northport, Alabama0 commentsLoading...
Andrew: What has three feet but no legs? Cameron: I don’t know. Andrew: A yard stick! Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah2 commentsLoading...
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