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Cameron: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Greg: I don’t know. How?
Cameron: “Meet Patty.”

Joke by Cameron L., Williams, Oregon
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Fred: What do you call a secret appointment at a hot-dog restaurant?
George: I have no clue.
Fred: A mystery meat-ing.

Joke by Hezekiah B., Bellingham, Washington
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Evan: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Ivan: Where?
Evan: The meatball.

Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills, Michigan
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Ben: What did the butcher say to a first-time customer?
Seth: I have no idea.
Ben: “Nice meating you.”

Joke by Seth M., Plano, Texas
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Gus: What happened when the skinny butcher backed into his grinder?
Spike: Beats me.
Gus: He got a little behind in his work!

Joke by Will B., Madison, Wis.
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