Cameron: How did the butcher introduce his wife? Greg: I don’t know. How? Cameron: “Meet Patty.” Joke by Cameron L., Williams, Oregon0 commentsLoading...
Fred: What do you call a secret appointment at a hot-dog restaurant? George: I have no clue. Fred: A mystery meat-ing. Joke by Hezekiah B., Bellingham, Washington0 commentsLoading...
Evan: Where do hamburgers go to dance? Ivan: Where? Evan: The meatball. Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills, Michigan13 commentsLoading...
Ben: What did the butcher say to a first-time customer? Seth: I have no idea. Ben: “Nice meating you.” Joke by Seth M., Plano, Texas4 commentsLoading...
Gus: What happened when the skinny butcher backed into his grinder? Spike: Beats me. Gus: He got a little behind in his work! Joke by Will B., Madison, Wis.1 commentsLoading...