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RYAN: What did the Scout who just completed the Electricity merit badge send out on Christmas?
LAYLA: Tell me.
RYAN: Christmas cords.

Joke by Ryan C., Burnsville, Minnesota
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Elizabeth: What part of the pizza order earned it's Pioneering merit badge?
Alvin: I’m not sure.
Elizabeth: The garlic knots.

Joke by Elizabeth E., Clifton, Virginia
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Peter: What did the Scoutmaster say to the Scout who earned their Hiking merit badge?
Daniel: No idea.
Peter: “You’re going places.” 

Joke by Peter C., Antioch, California
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PETER: What did the Scoutmaster say to the Scout who earned their Hiking merit badge?
DANIEL: I’m not sure.
PETER: “You’re going places.”

Joke by Peter C., Antioch, California
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ELLA: How can you tell if a Scout has earned their Cooking merit badge?
CHELSEA: How?
ELLA: They’ll make good use of their thyme.

Joke by Ella R. , Lynnwood, Washington
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ZANE: How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
SAM: I don’t know. How?
ZANE: They make good use of their thyme.

Joke by Zane S., Chesterfield, Missouri
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SCOUT 1: What’s the best merit badge?
SCOUT 2: I haven’t a clue.
SCOUT 1: Geology. It rocks!

Joke by Christopher D., York, Maine
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A punny book: "How To Earn Your Snow Sports Merit Badge" by Yugo Ski.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wisconsin
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Alex: How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
Andy: How?
Alex: He makes good use of his thyme.

Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois
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Alex: How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
Andy: How?
Alex: He makes good use of his thyme.

Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois
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