AYN: What do you get when a telescope crashes into a microscope? TIERRA: Tell me. AYN: A collide-oscope. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania1 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
SHOPPER: Sorry, but I’m not in the market for a microscope. SALESMAN: That’s OK. Just take my business card. SHOPPER: This text is too small. I can’t read it. SALESMAN: Boy, do I have the product for you. Joke by Bradley R., Columbia, South Carolina4 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star