KURT: What did the Earth say to the moon? ASHLEY: I don’t know. KURT: “You’re out of this world!” Joke by Kurt T., Eastvale, California0 commentsLoading...
DAVID: How does the moon cut its hair? CALLUM: How? DAVID: Eclipse it. Joke by David L., Whitehouse Station, New Jersey19 commentsLoading...
PATRICK: How do you know when the moon is going broke? BILL: I don’t know. PATRICK: When it’s down to its last quarter. Joke by Austin T., Carpentersville, Illinois2 commentsLoading...
Chris: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Bryan: No. How is it? Chris: It had great food, but no atmosphere. Joke by Chris B., West Chester, Ohio8 commentsLoading...
Brett: Where does the moon get a haircut? Kyle: Beats me. Brett: At lunar-e-clips! Joke by Gautam R., Danville, Calif.2 commentsLoading...
Walker: What did the sun say to the moon? Ben: I don’t know. What? Walker: “Looks like it’s my night off.” Joke by Walker G., Madison, Miss.18 commentsLoading...