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Comic by Scott Nickel
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KURT: What did the Earth say to the moon?
ASHLEY: I don’t know.
KURT: “You’re out of this world!”

Joke by Kurt T., Eastvale, California
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Masear
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DAVID: How does the moon cut its hair?
CALLUM: How?
DAVID: Eclipse it.

Joke by David L., Whitehouse Station, New Jersey
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PATRICK: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
BILL: I don’t know.
PATRICK: When it’s down to its last quarter.

Joke by Austin T., Carpentersville, Illinois
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Chris: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Bryan: No. How is it?
Chris: It had great food, but no atmosphere.

Joke by Chris B., West Chester, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Bill Thomas
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Bill Thomas
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Brett: Where does the moon get a haircut?
Kyle: Beats me.
Brett: At lunar-e-clips!

Joke by Gautam R., Danville, Calif.
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Walker: What did the sun say to the moon?
Ben: I don’t know. What?
Walker: “Looks like it’s my night off.”

Joke by Walker G., Madison, Miss.
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