MAN: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud. WAITER: Yessir, it’s fresh ground. Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
TOMASZ: What did the dirt say to the rain? CINDY: I haven’t the foggiest. TOMASZ: “Thanks to you, my name is mud.” Joke by Tomasz R., Anchorage, Alaska1 commentsLoading...
A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!” The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!” Joke by Aaron W., Groton, New York24 commentsLoading...
Oliver: My dog rolled around in the mud all day. How does he smell? Felix: Like dirt? Oliver: Nope. With his nose. Joke by Oliver C., Sunnyvale, California0 commentsLoading...
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