Mummy jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

KEENAN: What happens when a mummy gets a cold?
JOHN: I have no clue.
KEENAN: It starts coffin!

Joke by Keenan N., Williamstown, Kentucky
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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YINGHAO: Why are mummies so bad at paying attention?
TOM: Why?
YINGHAO: They’re too wrapped up in themselves.

Joke by Yinghao H., Plano, Texas
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Laure: Why do mummies like the holidays so much?
Benny: Why?
Laure: They’re into all the wrapping.

Joke by Bill G., Davis, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Yinghao: Why are mummies so selfish?
Jared: Why?
Yinghao: They’re too wrapped up in themselves.

Joke by Yinghao H., Plano, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Shay: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Brett: What kind?
Shay: Wrap music.

Joke by Shayan P., Antioch, Calif.
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Brett: What do mummies like listening to?
Brent: I don’t know.
Brett: Wrap music!

Joke by Brent J., Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Kirk: Why do mummies have no friends?
Mike: Why
Kirk: Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves!

Joke by Kirk J., Bothell, Wash.
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