Laugh at funny Navy jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

LEE: Why do Navy ports in Norway have barcode scanners?
SAM: Why?
LEE: To Scandinavian.

Joke by Gideon S., Holt, Michigan
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Daffynition: Submarine — A replacement soldier.

Joke by Brenden G., Kirkland, Wash.
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A book never written: “Underwater Spying” by Paris Scope.

Joke by Jake C., Deerfield, Ill.
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Scout: What happened to the sailor when he did poorly on his boating test?
Sailor: Beats me.
Scout: He got C-sick.

Joke by Michael M., West Windsor, N.J.
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Sam: Where do belly buttons go to college?
Pedro: Beats me.
Sam: The U.S. Navel Academy!

Joke by Sam W., Columbia, Md.
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