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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Harvesting Tree Nuts" by Phil Burtz.

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Benson: Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?
Michael: No. What’s that?
Benson: It’s just nuts.

Joke by Benson R. , Rockwall, Texas
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HANSEN: What nuts can protect your feet on a hike?
EDWARD: I don’t know.
HANSEN: Cashews.

Joke by Hansen B., Rawlings, Maryland
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LUKE: What nut do you find when playing chess?
CHARLIE: Tell me.
LUKE: A chess-nut!

Joke by Luke C., Rockville, Maryland 
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Jill: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Jenny: “Peanut”?
Jill: “Cashew!”

Joke by TJ M., Waterville, Ohio
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Jill: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Jenny: I haven’t the foggiest.
Jill: “Cashew!”

Joke by T.J. M., Waterville, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Josh: Which nut can be used as money?
Jim: I haven’t the foggiest.
Josh: A cash-ew.

Joke by Joshua M., Allison Park, Pa.
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Mother: What should we name our son?
Father: Pistachio.
Mother: Who would name their child Pistachio?
Father: A couple of nuts.

Joke by Jonathan T., Bristow, Va.
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Chris: Knock, knock.
TJ: Who’s there?
Chris: Cash.
TJ: Cash, who?
Chris: No, thanks. I prefer peanuts!

Joke by Christian V., Lyme, Conn.
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Alex: What did the nut say when it sneezed?
John: I have no clue.
Alex: “Cashew!”

Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.
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