LUKE: What nut do you find when playing chess? CHARLIE: Tell me. LUKE: A chess-nut! Joke by Luke C., Rockville, Maryland 0 commentsLoading...
Jill: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Jenny: “Peanut”? Jill: “Cashew!” Joke by TJ M., Waterville, Ohio1 commentsLoading...
Jill: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Jenny: I haven’t the foggiest. Jill: “Cashew!” Joke by T.J. M., Waterville, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
Josh: Which nut can be used as money? Jim: I haven’t the foggiest. Josh: A cash-ew. Joke by Joshua M., Allison Park, Pa.5 commentsLoading...
Mother: What should we name our son? Father: Pistachio. Mother: Who would name their child Pistachio? Father: A couple of nuts. Joke by Jonathan T., Bristow, Va.3 commentsLoading...
Chris: Knock, knock. TJ: Who’s there? Chris: Cash. TJ: Cash, who? Chris: No, thanks. I prefer peanuts! Joke by Christian V., Lyme, Conn.2 commentsLoading...
Alex: What did the nut say when it sneezed? John: I have no clue. Alex: “Cashew!” Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.9 commentsLoading...
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