LAWSON: Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. JOSH: Why so? LAWSON: Then it becomes a soap opera. Joke by Lawson W., Mechanicsville, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
AT AN OPERA, a wife says to her husband, “It’s a shame the person in front of us fell asleep!” Then her husband grumbles and replies, “That’s not a reason to wake me up!” Joke by Anael B., Marietta, Georgia0 commentsLoading...
Matt: Why do opera singers make good sailors? Keith: Why? Matt: They can handle high C's! Joke by Matthew J., Martinez, Ga.1 commentsLoading...