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CARTER: What’s an owl’s favorite subject?
CASEY: I don’t know. What?
CARTER: Owlgebra.

Joke by Carter R., Santa Rosa, California
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WILL: I know someone who can talk just like an owl.
RANDY: Who?
WILL: Now I know two.

Joke by Will D., Bozeman, Montana
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Zach: Who’s there?
Chris: Owls.
Zach: Owls, who?
Chris: Yes, they do!

Joke by Everett L., Lansing, New York
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Zach: Who’s there?
Chris: Owls.
Zach: Owls, who?
Chris: Yes, they do!

Joke by Chris A., Seabrook, Texas
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John: What happens when an owl gets laryngitis?
Justin: I haven’t a clue.
John: It doesn’t give a hoot.

Joke by John C., Houston, Texas
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Henry: What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
Harry: What?
Henry: Hoo-dini.

Joke by Henry S., Groton, Massachusetts
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Julian: Knock, knock.
Brandon: Who’s there?
Julian: Moo.
Brandon: Moo, who?
Julian: Make up your mind: Are you a cow or an owl?

Joke by Julian R., Marietta, Ga.
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Eric: Knock, knock.
Brett: Who’s there?
Eric: Owl.
Brett: Owl, who?
Eric: Owl tell you after I finish this Boys’ Life joke!

Joke by Eric H., Rio Rancho, N.M.
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Colton: Knock, knock.
Steve: Who’s there?
Colton: Owls.
Steve: Owls, who?
Colton: You’re right; owls do hoot.

Joke by Colton S., Coupland, Tex.
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Suzan: What do you get if you cross an owl with an oyster?
Howard: I don’t know.
Suzan: A creature that dispenses pearls of wisdom.

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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