Tobias: Did you hear about the painter who was wrongly convicted? Amanda: No. What happened? Tobias: He was framed. Joke by Tobias U. , Cedar Park, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Joe: What does a painter do when he gets cold? Albert: What? Joe: He puts on another coat. Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
A guy goes door to door looking for work. One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150 to paint his porch. A few hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says, "I'm finished. But you should know that your car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche." Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, PA.18 commentsLoading...