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MATT: Why did the belt go to jail?
BRIAN: I don’t know.
MATT: Because it held up a pair of pants.

Joke by Matt Z., St. Charles, Illinois
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Matt: Why did the belt go to jail?
Brian: I don’t know.
Matt: Because it held up a pair of pants.

Joke by Matt Z., St. Charles, Illinois
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Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
Jackie: No idea.
Sam: A dog.

Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma
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NATHANIEL: What is a boat’s favorite brand of pants?
DYLAN: What?
NATHANIEL: Dockers.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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BARBARA: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
CINDY: I don’t know.
BARBARA: Boo jeans!

Joke by Barbara M., Simpsonville, South Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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