Matt: Why did the belt go to jail? Brian: I don’t know. Matt: Because it held up a pair of pants. Joke by Matt Z., St. Charles, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer? Jackie: No idea. Sam: A dog. Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma1 commentsLoading...
NATHANIEL: What is a boat’s favorite brand of pants? DYLAN: What? NATHANIEL: Dockers. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas0 commentsLoading...
BARBARA: What kind of pants do ghosts wear? CINDY: I don’t know. BARBARA: Boo jeans! Joke by Barbara M., Simpsonville, South Carolina0 commentsLoading...