PAUL: What did one penguin say to the other? ALICE: I’m stumped. PAUL: “Ice to meet you.” Joke by Paul D., Torrance, California0 commentsLoading...
DAFFYNITION: "Polarize" — What penguins see with. Joke by Mike H., Senatobia, Mississippi0 commentsLoading...
Alex: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? Dhriti: What? Alex: Confused. Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
Carson: What is black and white, and goes around and around? Fred: Tell me. Carson: A penguin in a revolving door. Joke by Carson D., Sioux Falls, South Dakota0 commentsLoading...
Jonathan: Who is a penguin’s favorite relative? Michael: Tell me. Jonathan: Aunt Arctica! Joke by Jonathan W., Groton, New York1 commentsLoading...
Michael: What do you call a penguin in the U.S.? Walt: No clue. Michael: Lost. Joke by Michael K., Lake Ronkonkoma, New York1 commentsLoading...
Dominic: How do penguins build their homes? Chet: I don’t know. Dominic: They igloo them. Joke by Dominic R., Bethany, Connecticut1 commentsLoading...
William: Which animal writes the best? Matthew: Which one? William: A pen-guin. Joke by William W., Fairfield, California4 commentsLoading...
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.” “You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said. The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” the officer said. “I did,” the man replied. “And today I’m taking them to the beach." Joke by Michael V., Tallahassee, Fla.55 commentsLoading...
Stephen: Why did the penguin cross the road? Brad: Beats me. Stephen: It just wanted to go with the floe! Joke by Stephen Z., Caro, Mich.5 commentsLoading...
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