Daffynition: Polygon — When your pet parrot escapes. Joke by Gabriel Z., Dublin, California4 commentsLoading...
William: I have a pet tree. Hunter: How is it? William: It’s a lot like having a pet dog, but the bark is quieter. Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire0 commentsLoading...
Spencer: What vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy? Brian: I haven’t a clue. Spencer: The Canary Islands! Joke by Spencer D., Prescott, Ariz.5 commentsLoading...
Connie: What did the mathematician say when he lost his parrot? Russ: What? Connie: “Where’s my Polly-gon?” Joke by Sam K., San Jose, Calif.11 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: "I can't find my pet snake!" Tom hissed. Joke by Walter G., San Francisco, Calif.3 commentsLoading...