Phone jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Cresencio: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Amber: What?
Cresencio: “Wing! Wing!”

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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NATHANIEL: Which football team is a phone’s favorite?
JALEN: Which one?
NATHANIEL: The Chargers.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Tom Swiftie: “They hung up,” Tom recalled.

Joke by Smith F., Boise, Idaho
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Pam: What kind of phone do witches use?
Sam: What kind?
Pam: A touch-toad phone.

Joke by Pam A., Wasilla, Alaska
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Mukund: Did you hear about the phone that went to the dentist?
Beckham: No. Why did it go?
Mukund: It had a Bluetooth.

Joke by Mukund S., Novato, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Bob: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Joe: What?
Bob: Stuck!

Joke by Mark E., San Jose, Calif.
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Joel: How does a banker make phone calls?
Vern: Beats me.
Joel: On a teller-phone!

Joke by Joel Q., Palisade, Colo.
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A book never written: “Pick Up the Phone” by Al Geddit.

Joke by Charlie W., Shrewsbury, N.J.
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Aaron: What do you get when you mix heat with a telephone?
Karen: I have no idea.
Aaron: A hotline!

Joke by Aaron L., Austin, Tex.
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