Laugh at funny Pizza jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

TEDDY: Why did the pizza guy get a new shop?
MOM: I don’t know.
TEDDY: Because his old shop was too cheesy.

Joke by Teddy S., Waukesha, Wisconsin
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Comic by Kyle Bravo
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Elizabeth: What part of the pizza order earned it's Pioneering merit badge?
Alvin: I’m not sure.
Elizabeth: The garlic knots.

Joke by Elizabeth E., Clifton, Virginia
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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BEN: What’s Little Caesars’ favorite game?
LUCY: What?
BEN: Dominoes.

Joke by Ben K., Grand Rapids, Michigan
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IZZY: Want to hear a pizza joke?
ZACK: Sure.
IZZY: OK, but it’s a little cheesy.

Joke by Izzy R., Valrico, Florida
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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CONNER: Who is Little Caesar’s dad?
ZACK: I don’t know. Who?
CONNER: Papa John.

Joke by Conner P., Herndon, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Pizza Toppings" by Ann Chovies.

Joke by Jack G., Batavia, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Sudi: Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Kevin: Sure.
Sudi: Forget it. It’s too cheesy.

Joke by Sudarshan P., Smithtown, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A punny book: "Pizza Toppings" by Ann Chovies.

Joke by Jack G., Batavia, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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A book never written: “Pizza Toppings” by Artie Chokes.

Joke by Max S., Brooklyn, N.Y.
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Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

Joke by Killian L., Greensburg, Pa.
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