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A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Flowering Plants” by Lily Rose.

Joke by Andy L., Redwood City, California
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Jayson: What kind of plant do you need to bake a cake?
Nick: I’m not sure.
Jayson: A flower!

Joke by Jayson S., Mason, Ohio
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why is it still called a plant when you’re done planting it?”

Joke by Ayaan P., San Ramon, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Camila: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Chris: No idea.
Camila: A power plant.

Joke by William W., Fairfield, California
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Jon: What makes some plants so good at math?
Hank: I haven’t the foggiest.
Jon: Square roots.

Joke by Jon F., Phillipsburg, New Jersey
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Daffynition: Dandelion—A fashionably dressed member of the cat family.

Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.
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