EVERETT: What’s a plant’s most encouraging phrase? CLAIRE: I’m clueless. EVERETT: “I’m rooting for you.” Joke by Everett W., Brenham, Texas0 commentsLoading...
A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Flowering Plants” by Lily Rose. Joke by Andy L., Redwood City, California0 commentsLoading...
Jayson: What kind of plant do you need to bake a cake? Nick: I’m not sure. Jayson: A flower! Joke by Jayson S., Mason, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why is it still called a plant when you’re done planting it?” Joke by Ayaan P., San Ramon, California0 commentsLoading...
Camila: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? Chris: No idea. Camila: A power plant. Joke by William W., Fairfield, California2 commentsLoading...
Jon: What makes some plants so good at math? Hank: I haven’t the foggiest. Jon: Square roots. Joke by Jon F., Phillipsburg, New Jersey1 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Dandelion—A fashionably dressed member of the cat family. Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.3 commentsLoading...