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AYN: What do you get when you cross an eagle with a turkey?
FRANK: What?
AYN: A Thanksgiving bird that keeps flying off your plate.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Ayn: What do you get when you cross an eagle with a turkey?
Doug: No idea.
Ayn: Me, neither, but it kept flying off my plate!

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Gregory: What do earthquakes like to eat dinner on?
Austin: No idea.
Gregory: Tectonic plates.

Joke by Gregory B., Pleasant Hill, California
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Gideon: What did one plate say to the other plate?
Herb: What?
Gideon: “Lunch is on me!”

Joke by Gideon D., Fairfax, Virginia
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Isabelle: What did the plate say to the fork?
Frank: What?
Isabelle: “Lunch is on me.”

Joke by Isabelle D., Colton, California
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