A book never written: “Lying on the Porch” by Matt. Joke by Sergio C., Mesquite, Texas1 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
A guy goes door to door looking for work. One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150 to paint his porch. A few hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says, "I'm finished. But you should know that your car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche." Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, PA.18 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
