Laugh at funny Porcupine jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

AXEL: What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
SAM: I don’t know.
AXEL: A slow poke.

Joke by Axel L., Dublin, Ohio
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Comic by Chuck Dillon
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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JACK: What do you get when you cross a pig with a pine tree?
NAOMI: What?
JACK: A pork-u-pine.

Joke by Jack Z.
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Joseph: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Max: What?
Joseph: “Is that you, Mom?”

Joke by Joseph K., Phoenix, Arizona
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