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SAM: Why are diamonds always tense?
TRICIA: I have no clue.
SAM: Because they’re under a lot of pressure.

Joke by Sam H., Illinois
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DAVID: What does a seatbelt do under pressure?
ALAN: What?
DAVID: It buckles!

Joke by David E., Lake Stevens, Washington
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