NATHANIEL: How long did George Washington play in the football game? REX: How long? NATHANIEL: One quarter. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas0 commentsLoading...
George: What’s luckier than finding a heads-up penny? Lincoln: I don’t know. What? George: Finding a heads-up quarter. Joke by Diego C., New Braunfels, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Merlin: I can do magic. Arthur: Then pull a quarter out of my ear. Merlin: I can’t. There’s no sense in there. Joke by Eric G., Marquette, Mich.16 commentsLoading...